laughingsquid:

Photoshopped Pikachu Kitten

huxleystheorem:

Must read.

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comealongbort:

Krusty: To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one.
(eats Krusty-O) 
See?  There’s nothing- GAH! OHHH.. BOY, THIS THING IS SHREDDING MY INSIDES!
Sideshow Mel: Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t the metal one, that was a regular Krsuty-O. 
Krusty: It’s poison! 

- S06E22, ‘Round Springfield’ 

comealongbort:

Milhouse: Ta-ta! I’m off to the beauty salon!

- S08E06, ‘A Milhouse Divided’

two thing I love Frankenstein and the strokes.

Jasmine is alright

Is it socially expectable for a man to wear lip balm?

Toothpaste is a concern of mine. I never know which one to choose. I want whitening but I also want it to freshen my breath. They have tried to solve this issue by have the triple action toothpaste the one that whitens, freshens your breath and takes care of plaque. But this just opens up a new problem. How do they get the three colours of toothpaste so perfectly in the tube? Wouldn’t it just be a mess of white, blue and green?